Asshole of the Day: The "Look at Me!" Asshole

OK,  This isn't my asshole; my friend Tony sent this to me so he gets credit where credit is due.
Alright so look at this asshole, lol.  You seem to see them everywhere you go, usually at sporting or entertainment event:

When did she ever wear this?

The "look at me," asshole.

We'd all like some attention right? But there's a right and wrong way to do it.  This guy, in my opinion did it wrong.  Those shoes could have been a couple of inches shorter maybe, or he could have gone for the smiling "I'm nice and funny approach,"  but he decided to go with, "I'm the best fan, and I'm better than you approach."

When would this ever go right?!?  Especially in front of hundreds of people who are just WAITING for you to fall, cause that's human nature.  Not to mention his friend, who now has to lug him around clutched to her hand with his kung-fu grip.  Like, what if there's a fire?  Or you have to run to the front row?  Not cool.  Anyhow, thank this guy for a nice laugh.

The fun starts at :42